If You Give a Mom a Yogurt

If You Give a Mom a Yogurt

If you give a mom a yogurt, then she will want something crunchy to go in it.

So, she’ll go to the pantry to get some Grapenuts.

When she gets to the pantry, she’ll smell something funky and find the stinky old potatoes.

When she finds the stinky, old potatoes, she’ll want to throw them away.

When she throws them away in the full garbage container, she’ll want to take the trash out.

When she takes the trash out and goes to put a new liner in the stinky trash can, she’ll want to spray some Lysol to kill the germs and the stinky smell.

When she goes to the bathroom to get the Lysol, she’ll smell and see a dirty toilet.

When she sees the dirty toilet, she’ll want to fill the toilet bowl with cleaner and scrub it clean.

When she’s done cleaning the toilet, she’ll want to wash her hands.

When she sees she’s low on hand soap, she’ll want to go upstairs to get another container to refill the one she has.

When she goes upstairs to get the soap, she smells the stinky potatoes lingering in her house and she’ll want to spray air freshener.

When she sprays the air freshener, she’ll have to cover her open yogurt to keep from getting any in her food.

When she sees her yogurt, she’ll want something crunchy to go in it, so she goes to the pantry to get the Grapenuts.

And this is why it takes a mom 4x’s longer than it should to get anything done and why I have grey hair.

I am immensely blessed to be a mom, especially since we didn't think we could have children. As much as my tweener girls may add to the grey, I never miss the opportunity to thank God for them and my hubby.

Psalm 113:9 He gives the barren woman a home, making her the joyous mother of children.Praise the LORD!

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